I've been reading up on your poor nurse's condition, and it is. Pip, tired of being bullied, hits Kyle with a ball during dodgeball, giving him a nose bleed. You get this kid, and we are State Champions. But Chef, we don't wanna play the Chinese! I have a stillborn fetus growth attached to my head. You can't give me an office referal. Conjoined Fetus Lady s02e05 Pip breaks Kyle's nose with a dodgeball, sending Kyle to the nurse's office. S2 • E6. ears. Sheila kicks him in the leg under the table. Dammit, Kyle! make fun of foreigners. Kevin: Hey if you want to make him throw the ball, say this. Now, let's try not to send anyone to that monster nurse this time, Frenchy. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Image of 2x05 Conjoined Fetus Lady for fans of South Park 19547298 Oh, I see you've noticed my disorder. Mayor: But most importantly this week has brought to my attention a or. Aw, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball. Gonna need some cream for your ass Pip: Hey! I can't believe they let us play this in school. Season 2 E 5 • 06/03/1998. It looks like they put the kid on the stretcher, Cartman: Stan? This simply all is very sorry. Lyrics mostly tell about misery, death and war. A tertiary character who rarely speaks, he first spoke in "Conjoined Fetus Lady", where despite being white, he was revealed to be Chinese-American. Hey, you know, that nurse is actually pretty cool. Denver has a bunch of mean looking kids with spiky haircuts. Chef: [To himself]: Yeah whatever you old dried up fat hog. Say around 8? We need backup! A song starts playing with some man singing. We've been asked to play in the state finals Now your team's on offense! Oh, sorry about whoopin' your ass there, Coach! I just wanta start a movement. It's all swollen and red, You've got the strength, you've got the courage Chef: Ok children. South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. I have been obsessed, and obsession isn't good. Pip is the only one left holding the ball. “Conjoined Fetus Lady” (season 2, episode 5; originally aired 6/3/1998) This one really takes me back. senseless by the Washington team. Chef: Oh I'm sorry children, I let it all go to my head. Principal Victoria: Ahh, of course you do. Kid: Well good luck, we've got our futures to think about. And actually I'm not from France. Kyle is sitting on the table shivering with his eyes closed. Heart! It is up to. Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be Kyle: Oh, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball. touch me! Siamese twins. China for the world championship. Oooh, my, I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln! Unfortunately, it would mean my death. Chef: How many times do I have to explain this to you, I'm not a student. Principal Victoria: So I head that the South Park cows are playing Denver Chef: You'll be on the news all over the world. Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a round of applause for the new national champions of dodgeball, the South Park Cows! 38kb: 205_BETHEBALL.WAV: Concentrate on your game. Kid: Aww that's not fair! and focus on the game. Mr.Chef, Mr.Chef, South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. - GetYarn.io now. Are you just gonna be a little French pansy your whole life? Synonyms for conjoined twin in Free Thesaurus. Kid: OOWWWEEE!It hurts! Cartman tries to escape It would only be a bigger letdown the next year if we. He knocks down all pissed off again trying to cover the camera with her hand, pissed even the window, reading something, in a grocery store with a shopping cart, 21:58. Sheila: Got it! South Park. Children, that's not cool. A movie starts out. I get quite disturbed when you call me that. well get this overwith, we gotta start thinking about DC. He throws the ball out of anger and hits two kids on the other team. thrilled. or. Bob: Alright boys, just 5 more of the little bastards to go. Series 2, Episode 5 14+ CC SD CC HD. on a toilet in her bathroom. This is the bigtime alright. Principal Victoria: Oh yes, a conjoined twin myslexia awareness week. Just stay focused now. In Finnish, of course. Mr. Tom: Yeah good thing they have those big eyes so they don't have to We're going to Washington DC! Now, join me in saluting our Cows and help make Nurse Gollum. She shows a picture of 2 guys with their heads together. God damn maybe if you didn't eat Stan: Yeah. uh-uh. line each taking a heave weight ball, throwing it at a wall and breaking Chef: You can eat after the game. We're gonna play dodgeball! All right, boys, just five more of the little bastards to go! Conjoined Fetus Lady (2.05) [Stan's mother, Sharon, is speaking to Kyle's mother, Sheila, on the phone. and training equipment to make them not kids, but animals. condition, and it is nothing to be made fun of. Eh, sooo, I hear that the South Park Cows are playing for the State Finals in dodgeball tonight. Dead fetus or no, you never let go My parents are Chinese. Shot of a bunch of guys wearing black suits. A Chinese guy is saying something in Chinese to the kids. … Who the hell cares what it's called? And so it is you. And the last team to still have anybody standing wins. Let's hear it for the parade Sheila: Please, forgive us, I'm terribly sorry Nurse Gollum. She looks out the window, and is annoyed that he is still there, filming. A kid from that team is gonna try to bean a kid on our team in the head with a big red ball. Name : Description: File Size : 205_BELLY.WAV: Awww, that's not fair, he's so fat it stuck in his belly. It's Sharon. You're gonna get us into trouble again. I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of you--. It originally aired on June 3, 1998. … you. 21:58. Dude, that is-a not cool! arm. Kyle: Come on limey. Kevin C. Stoley is a member of the boys' class. "Conjoined Fetus Lady" is the fifth episode of Season Two and the 18th overall episode of South Park. Kyle: No it isn't it hurts! This should be over veerry shortly. school. I mean gravy! I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own Sheila: Sometimes, after the Siamese twins are joined together, one Americans look alike. Yes, we could get you a few hats and wear a different one every day. so even you could have a dead twin inside you and not even know it! Congratulations, you're national champions. Okay, children, it's Friday, and you know what that means for PE class. So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? Cartman: Yeah and if you don't you're a big dumbass European hippie Eh-eh-uh... Do you have any non-dairy creamer? somebody because of their ethnicity. What's the matter Frenchie, you got crepes in your out. twins. Dude, where is she gonna get fetus clothes? Look, Pip, the rules are simple. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Conjoined_Fetus_Lady/Script?oldid=433645. Be the ball. Th-the school could put out pamphlets, m'kay? They're just young boys. I don't wanna be treated Mrs. Herman has opened the east wing Cartman: Dude. I just want to start a movement. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. We're gonna play dodgeball! Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates. Chef: No, no, no, no ,no, that's different. "Conjoined Fetus Lady" is episode 205 of Comedy Central's series South Park. Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to tell about it? No, no no. Chef. Only 4 of them came back alive. It's Sharon, Stan's mother. I let it all go to my head. We could set aside a whole week to make the public aware of folks just like you. You fight for tomorrow! Uh-how about a hat, then? He gives the Chinese kid a piece of paper. Nurse Gollum sitting next to Stan's mom is horrified. Tom: Oh, another American is down. How many times do I have to explain this to you?! Yeah. Imagine it! Shot of Chinese kids in a line for a steroid shot. Find all the best video clips for "Conjoined Fetus Lady - South Park [S02E05]" at getyarn.io. Kyle: Dude! Don't you have dodgeball in France? "What's the matter, Frenchy? This poor woman is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast. Nurse: What I really wanna say is, well this may sound off coming from Back in the pre-season 5 days of fandom, some fanfiction and sites assumed that Butters' real name was "Jim Swanson", due to him being referred to as "Swanson" in the "Conjoined Fetus Lady" script and episode, and a fan mishearing "Jill" (the character Butters was playing in the "Charlie's Angels" game in "Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub") as "Jim". Stan's mother? Next time you wanna scare the hell It's numbuh-- uuhhh... Oh, I don't know. What seems to be pissing you off today? Sheila: I want to invite your nurse to a dinner party at my house this Sit down boys. tell about it? singled out? Kyle tells the others and they react in disgust, making fun of her. My parents are Chinese. I've been reading up on your poor nurse's very serious and dreaded disease. Chinese Kid: [Starts reading] Hey you American dumbass, you French piece Crowd laughs. It is located here! That is my job. piece of crap. Tom: Dude that is not cool. Uh, Nurse Gollum is absolutely qualified to be a--. Come on, limey, don't be a wuss! That looks good. She facesa front, and you see a dead fetus sticking out of the right in the back and pulls it with the jelly roll on it, using it as a slingshot. Let's hear it for these brave souls! Then you can go on and play the Chinese. Now let the... All right, let's go, Cows! Tom: [Mocking an American] Do you have any non dairy creamer? Let's hear it for the parade coordinators! The partially separated egg then develops into a conjoined fetus. Well, that's exactly what I'm talking about. We did it, children, we did it! Kyle is sent to Nurse Gollum, only to discover that she has a dead fetus attached to her head, due to a condition called conjoined twin myslexia. Short Announcer: Ok Tom looks like the Americans are getting ready to I'm not upset about her. I made fun of them because Uh, Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum has conjoined twin myslexia. So did you ever think of just, you know, having it cut off? You're from South Park, yeah? necessary. Some people are heard crying in the back. Pip: Everyone, everyone look! And take those stupid things off your heads! Mr.Mackey: Uh Nurse Gulemn is absolutely qualified to be.... Sheila: No, no, no. She's at the supermarket, annoyed, she's trying to cover the camera lens so Garrison would stop filming. That nose is bleeding pretty bad, Kyle. mmkay. Our South Park Cows have just beaten the Washington dodgeball team, and are on their way to the world championship in China. This is the big time, alright. growth attached to my head. We never had dodgeball in my school. Why are we playing dodgeball again? Here we go Ca-ows, here we go: Unh, unh! You're gonna get us into trouble again. Did you all see? Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to State Finals? Can you evern I'm not gonna hurt Kyle grabs one end of the rope, and Cartman the other, while Stan stands on. Kevin's most notable trait is his Star Wars obsession, seen in both "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" and again in "Fatbeard". But sometimes the twins get hooked together, and they're born as. Chef: Damn man. Bob: [to Chef] Hello there. You don't make fun of somebody because of their ethnicity. Even with a dead fetus on your head Also Kevin Stoley is believed to be Chinese-American. Mayor: [At her usual podium] Ladies and gentlemen on this 4th day of to make fun of her, right boobie? Short announcer: Hey, hey, what do you call a white American person Chef: But it's quicker to get to the Denver school that way! 21:59. Mommie it hurts! Hey! I thought we only played on Fridays. But it's quicker to get to the Denver school. Chef: I said, I've always wanted to visit Prague. Full Ep. of folks just like you! We have a lot of practicing to do! As long as she doesn't Tom: Hey you want to head my impersonation of American? We did it! Pip: Excuse me a moment gentlemen, I don't believe I know how to play Great catch, Kyle! God-damn, maybe if you didn't eat all those croissants, Okay, that was pretty good, Pip, but you're supposed to hit the kids on the. I think our boys might just have the dead fetus to win-- Heart! But if you catch the ball, he's Short announcer: [Also mocking an American] You all come back now, you woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but you're all a bunch of I don't supposed they'll have any problem seeing the ball with their I think you might have I got a jelly roll! Kevin: No I'm from America. She has a dead fetus attached to her head. Mayor: Now join me in saluting our cows and help make Nurse Gollum not person, but instead you've made everybody focus on my handycap all week Let's show 'em what we've got! He's not a stereotype! Stan: If the ball hits you, you're out. Let's show em what we got! In "Conjoined Fetus Lady," we're introduced to the school nurse: She has "Conjoined Twin Myslexia" and was born with a stillborn fetus attached to her head. Be the ball! forgive me? Carry on! Another kid throws the ball and Kyle catches it. The-the Denver team always wins, m'kay? Principal Victoria: Oh! Principal Victoria: Now you did say she has a fetus, on her head? Stan: [in background] No! I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch. been quite a week. Watch Random Episode. And there is-a only a one South Park prayer left. I'd appreciate if both you and Mr.Mackey would attend. then? She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. Conjoined Fetus Lady. against. Here we go cows here we go, Now your team's on offense. Sheila: So where did you get your degree, Nurse Gollum? The Denver team always wins, What the hell is everyone wearing on their heads? Principal Victoria: Did you say a fetus? I'm a pretty happy person. hear? Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day... Hello, Sheila? Principal Victoria: I'll talk to nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'd be You fight for tomorrow Kyle: Can't we just play with that big parachute again or something? Decrease size of captions. cojoined twin myslexia week all our prayers are with our little South Park Nurse: Yes, Principal Victoria, the thought had occured to me, unfortunately by running, but he isn't fast enough. but when they lift it up the kid's still on the ground. You got just one more, Pip. If we win this one, we're world champions. Ms. Hermans has opened the east wing of the library, and our own South Park Cows Elementary School Dodgeball Team is going to the national finals... ...where they will undoubtedly be beaten senseless by the Washington team. Just imagine: a big yellow "Dodgeball Champions" banner hanging in the cafeteria! Sheila: Can you imagine that poor, poor woman. It coordinators! Watch Episode. And the winner is..... Jimbo: Excuse me Mayor, but I just received some news that you might Full Ep. ice pick. Conjoined Fetus Lady. They played The incredible, courageous Nurse Gollum! in dodgeball tonight. Kyle's mother educates the boys on her "condition" and decides that everyone should be made aware. I want you all to try and focus on your game. Sheila: That does it! Gonna need some creme on yo ass, it's Jordan, Swanson, pull forward! I've been obsessed, She leaves Kenny and Kyle sitting on the couch, Kyle looks confused, and Kenny starts laughing. But sometimes the twins get hooked together and they're born as So, uhh, where did you get your degree, Nurse Gollum? understood rather than made fun of. And now.. Nurse: Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be You can't give me an office referral, and-! All I'm not a student! Congradulations, you're Ref: The Washington team has forfitted the game. I'd appreciate it if both you and Mr. Mackey would attend. Ladies and gentlemen, this is indeed a great week for South Park. I can't believe they let us play this in Oh, I don't know. Kyle: And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. Mr.Mackey: The school could put out pamphlets, mmkay. national champions. Another Chinese kid throws a ball at Cartman. Conjoined Fetus Lady. Sheila: It's called conjoined twin myslexia. Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick? This is your week, you aren't going anywhere. You shouldn't Here we go Ca-ows, here we go: Unh, unh! is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast. Direct quotes from the script: Stan: "Hey, isn't that kid Kevin Chinese?" Chef: I'm Chef, coach of the South Park cows. or. Sometimes, the dead twin is inside the living person, Let's say around 8:00? Season 5, Episode 2: Conjoined Fetus Lady. Kyle! I want to make the public children on that side. South Park. Stan: [To one of the kids on the other team]Hey, why did you guys forfit? cows now playing their hearts out in China. Do you wanna be on my team again? Kevin: "No, I'm from America. Stan? Ooohh, so I suppose that's out. South Park will finally I don't know what to say; this has been quite a week. starts crying. Let's go home. Let me try, let me try. Kyle: Throw the ball you little frog. And we could have seminars to educate, m'kay? I think our boys just might have the dead fetus Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to Chef blows whistle. Episode Info While the kids of South Park are on the bus to China for the Dodgeball World Championships, the townsfolk make an effort to make the school … Chef: And just what price would you pay for you trying to blow it. You see it's not ok to make fun of an American because If we had won the world championship, what Sheila: Nothing is pissing me off. So now that you're educated about her disease, you won't need to make fun of her. I thought we only played on Fridays. Now, you did say she has a fetus on her head? on the other team. champions. My mom says there's a lot of black people in China. We've been working all week against that kind of behavior! Sheila: Damn it Kyle. Come on! Chef: We did it children! She's on the toilet, and she clamps her legs shut, with hands before them for added security. play. While he sings Both laugh so hard they fall off their chairs, On the bench Chef is sitting with some injured kids, Cartman sits next to him eating something. Apparently, nobody else would play us, because they knew we'd just beat 'em silly. Forget this stupid game. A film by That is enough! Pip: Well no. And actually, I'm not from France--. Mayor: Nonsense. Sheila: Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day. you know, you never let go. How about a hat then? Look, I don't want to be treated different. Mr.Mackey: You uh, you never noticed that? It hurts. I've got it! Sheila: Well that's exactly what I'm talking about. Promise we won't Nonsense! Chef: That's right. Yes, Principal Victoria, the thought had occurred to me. Dead Fetus In Her Head is a one-man-project from Finland. A kid from the other team throws the ball and knocks Clyde down. So I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains, and here you are. Nurse: Now, what seems to be the problem. I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own arm. A Chinese kid throws the ball at Kenny, and knocks him flat dead against Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be singled out? of crap, throw ball. Mayor: And now, let's hear from the woman of the week, the incredible, I get quite disturbed when you call me that! Chef(still laughing): Concentrate on your game. The living baby is born with the dead baby still attached. Kid on the Denver team is lying there on the ground crying. Kyle discovers the reason: the nurse has a stillborn conjoined twin fetus attached to her head. Now come on, we have a lot of practicing to do. What are synonyms for conjoined twin? Mr.Mackey: Uh, Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum has conjoined twin myslexia. Cartman: I got a jelly roll! The living baby is born, with the dead Move to the previous cue. dodgeball. Sheila: So now that you're edjucated about her disease, you won't need have a sport that it's good at. Great news! Chef: Ok children, now who's gonna win the state finals? Mayor: What a glorious parade that was. I really appreciate what you're trying to do here, but it's not necessary. And so it is in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week! I think you might have to go to the nurse's office. for dodgeball! courageous, Nurse Gollum! I ah, well I don't know what to say. You see boys, sometimes, when babies are born, they're born as twins. you over instead. Just stay focused now. Sheila: I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of Sharon: Hello Sheila? They are horrified to discover that she has a dead fetus attached to her face, due to a (fictional) condition called "Conjoined Twin Myslexia." It's number, oh I don't know. You don't make fun of Ladies and gentlemen, on this fourth day of Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week, all our prayers are with our little South Park Cows now playing their hearts out in China. Pip throws the ball at Kyle's face and his nose starts bleeding. You wanna be on my team again? Principal Victoria: [To Sheila] Oh my what an ungrateful bitch. No big woop. pansy your whole life? all swollen and red. Well we might as Kyle: Hey Pip? Pinkeye. Principal Victoria: Ooh, and now what disease it that? Places. Stan: Yeah, maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter. I didn't know you had it in you. to personally thank all of you for your enthusiastic cooperation. Chef, Mr. Mayor: Uh, freaks with big hearts! Bob: My god, amazing where people can live nowadays. Yeah, maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter. Everyone! You shouldn't make fun of foreigners. And just what price would you pay for eternal glory? Stan: Dude, I don't get it. Don't be a wuss! Kyle: But Chef, you just ripped on Chinese people. Our It was... Mayor: As our myslexia awareness week draws to a close, I would like it would mean my death. Roll the tape, please, Mr. Garrison. Then another shot of kids in a and an obsession isn't good. Where's she gonna get fetus clothes? Can we go home now? If we win this one, we're world champions. Myslexia Week! I have a still born fetus This poor woman Officer Barbrady: Oh that was so touching. Mayor: [On podium talking through mic] Ladies and gentlemen this is " Conjoined Fetus Lady/Script " " The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka/Script " The official script for " Conjoined Fetus Lady " was released by South Park Studios. Chinese dodgeball players aren't like us. You'll be in the news all over the world. Everyone starts putting them Kyle: What the hell is everyone wearing on their heads? Mrs.Crabtree: Do you want an office referal? Ooh children, it'll be glorious. Sheila: Kyle! anual grand conjoined parade! Chef: Ok, that was pretty good Pip, but you're supposed to hit the kids Conjoined Fetus Lady. Okay, Tom, rooks rike A-mericans are getting ready to play. lives would have to revolve around dodgeball. Mayor: Now let's head it one more time for our world champions South My parents are Chinese." Tuong Lu Kim is the owner and proprietor of City Wok, the only Chinese restaurant in town - and City Airlines, the only affordable airline in town. I'm not upset about her. So let's have half the children on this side, Well, no. You know, that has a nice ring. Oh, glorious day! imagine and big yellow dodgeball champions bear hanging in the cafeteria. Summary: While the kids are playing dodgeball in Chef's gym class, Kyle gets a severe nosebleed. Sharon: Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is No, no, no, no, no, that's different. So I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains, Only four of them came back alive. Cartman: Oh, just try not to send anybody to that monster nurse this Sheila: Yes! Kyle: [Lying on the floor in a high voice] You...bastards... Short announcer: Oh my, I haven't seen an American die like that since You children win this one and you're Well, we might as well get this over with; we've gotta start thinking about D.C. of behavior. Ooohh, yeess, a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week. it cut off? She hits him so hard that it knocks him off his seat. all those crossaints be able to get....ow! A man starts walking around passing out head bands with "Go Cows!" terms with what they don't understand. I just wanted to do my job, and live my life like any normal South Park - Episode 205 - Conjoined Fetus Lady: The Weekly Script: script in text format: imdb: dvd video cd book: South Park - Episode 206 - The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka: The Weekly Script: script in text format: imdb: dvd video cd book: South Park - Episode 207 - City On The Edge Of Forever: The Weekly Script: Chef: You got just one more Pip. He turns pink, and starts spinning around. Bob: Well I certainly wanna thank you for bringing your team down. Move to the next cue. Still all Chinese prayer. If we had won the world championship, what then? We could set aside a whole week to make the public aware Oh, I'm sorry, children. made a mark on society. Even with Damn, man. Increase size of captions. dodgeball players aren't like us. BIG American eyes. Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be understood rather than made fun of. You got crepes in your ears.". 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